a-little-insane:
I cannot and will not ever find a gif that is more relatable to me than this one.
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graciekim:
THEY SHOULD HAVE THOSE WORDS ON EVERY. SINGLE. CONDOM.
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stealingfirefromprometheus:
theowlintheappletree:
blurringlines:
Zac Efron lets Vanessa walk first so people know how amazing she is.
Will Smith does THIS.
gold.
I will forever reblog this photo. love it.
Will Smith is basically the best.
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math test:
a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test:
the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test:
explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
Physics tests:
The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.
Only hang around people that are positive and make you feel good. Anybody who doesn’t make you feel good - kick them to the curb, and the earlier you start in your life the better. The minute anybody makes you feel weird and non included or not supported, you know, either beat it or tell them to beat it.
—Amy Poehler (via highfivingmillionangels)
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